I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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