Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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