She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This is classic penis vs brain.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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