Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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