He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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