Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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