do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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