So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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