id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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