So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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