Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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