Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
