at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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