I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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