I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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