Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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