Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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