Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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