I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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