So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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