windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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