you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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