just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
