it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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