Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I supernannyed him into submission
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
