Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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