ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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