I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
