People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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