WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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