Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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