You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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