Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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