Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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