so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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