Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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