I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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