This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
