found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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