It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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