she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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