all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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