I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
This is the high leading the old right now
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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