I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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