i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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