: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We are all done wearing pants today
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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