If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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