Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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