Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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