is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I wish there were birth control emojis
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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