You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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