so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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