Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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